10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.