10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is for loners.