10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from