10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• It's Free To Fold...