10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.