10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.