10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth