10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Welcome to kicker school