10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.