10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom