10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)