10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• im going to 2 out you to death