10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.