10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com