10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack