10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.