10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword