10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio