10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."