10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.