10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier