10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi