10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.