10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-