10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders