10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.