10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.