10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!