10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."