10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier