10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!