10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.