10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water