10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown