10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from