10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.