10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is for loners.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.