10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester