10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels