10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm