10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders