10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is for loners.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.