10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester