10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen