10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.