10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.