10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss