10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."