10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• It's Free To Fold...
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!