10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.